we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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