this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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