You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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