I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Randomize
