oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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