Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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