: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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