It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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