just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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