Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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