She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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