Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Randomize
