K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I have demons in me.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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