i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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