Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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