Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
my poor anus
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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