Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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