is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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