I just saw a hot homeless man
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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