420 ftw
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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