im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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