she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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