we have pet lesbian snakes
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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