i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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