i may or may not be watching the land before time
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
