This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
why do cheetos always look like penises
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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