vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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