I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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