So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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