Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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