That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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