i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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