If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
