By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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