I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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