What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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