his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Ladies don't puke and tell
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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