Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
In other news, I just burned my penis
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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