Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
