Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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