you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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