I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I just want to make out with him forever
Randomize
