this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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