Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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