just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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