I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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