STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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