Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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