They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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