her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Even my vagina gasped.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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