I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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