Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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