we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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