I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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