when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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