When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just gift wrapped bread.
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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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