seriously i just wanna be friends
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
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Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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