You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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